I stayed for the dialogue.
I think my first DCI Logan read came through my Audible subscription—one of those “why not?” clicks—and let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good Scottish detective? I’m pretty sure Angus King didn’t hurt matters either.
But it was the dialogue that kept me there, binging then auto-buying.
The sharp, laugh-out-loud, did-he-really-just-say-that kind of dialogue that makes the DCI Logan/Bob Hoon series impossible to read quietly in public. The kind that sneaks up on you—one perfectly timed line—and suddenly you’re grinning like an idiot, or wheezing and wiping tears away as you snaugh (snort + laugh) Coke Zero through your nose over a murder investigation.
It’s quick. It’s cutting. It’s human in a way that doesn’t feel written.
The kind of dialogue that can carry a full scene and still slip in something so completely unhinged and perfectly timed, you have to stop and reread it/rewind.
Like Logan, mid-chase, at the climax of A Litter of Bones (check out the full cast recording if you can), giving coordinates for a possible serial killer and casually signing off with something along the lines of,
“We’re the ones with the blue lights going… nee-noo nee-noo.”
It shouldn’t work.
It absolutely does.
And then there’s Hoon—who operates on an entirely different/unhinged moral and conversational plane:
“Did they clone him from one of your less-impressive bowel movements?” (That is mild Hoon! IYKYK)
Which is either the most offensive or most accurate insult I’ve ever read. Possibly both.
And I loved it.
I expected it.
I counted on it.
So, when I downloaded Recall (James McAvoy) and didn’t laugh?
I noticed.
Not because something was missing—but because something had shifted.
The humor wasn’t there to cushion the story. The dialogue didn’t reach for the release valve. It just… held.
And it worked just as well.
Maybe better.
Because what stood out—what really stood out—was that the strength had never been the humor. The strength was always the voice behind it. The rhythm. The restraint. The ability to let characters speak exactly as much as they should… and not a word more.
It’s not easy to write funny dialogue that lands.
It’s even harder to write dialogue that knows when not to.
That trusts the silence.
That lets tension sit in the space between lines.
That allows characters to carry weight without deflecting it.
That’s what Recall showed me.
The humor in Logan. The chaos in the Hoon books. The bite, the banter, the perfectly timed irreverence—it all works because it’s grounded in something deeper. Something controlled.
Something intentional.
You didn’t lose the humor.
You proved you didn’t need it.
And as a reader—and a writer—that’s the part I’m taking with me.
So thank you.
For the lines that made me laugh.
And for the ones that didn’t have to.
—KRB
For more unhinged Hoon quotes, check out this post on The Great British Book Club. Don’t try to drink and read!
Who are some authors/characters who make you literally LOL?
KR Brorman 